Tennessee Speaker Appoints Conspiracy Theorist to Brainwash and Lie to Children I Mean, Um, Develop State Social Studies Standards
Thursday, May 25, 2023
In a statement about her new position, Cardoza-Moore said, “[t]he materials we will be reviewing can only accomplish the mission of educating good American citizens if our Tennessee textbooks are devoid of left-aligned historic revisionism and the toxic material found in the antisemitic Critical Race Theory; Diversity, Equity and Inclusion; Social-Emotional Learning and Ethnic Studies.”
Now, class, settle down. Go ahead and take your seats. Let’s get started.
Johnny put that semi-automatic rifle where it belongs, or I’m going to have to confiscate it until recess, young man. That’s right, wear it on your back like everyone else. Great job.
OK. Today we’re going to talk about slavery in America why our one true God makes rainbows.
Tamika, I’m sorry but you need to put your hand down while I’m speaking and stay in your seat in the back of the room. Everyone, be sure to keep an eye on Tamika. We all know how her kind likes to try to scoot ahead of everyone else.
What? Racist? That isn’t racist! How can I be racist when other people voted for a black president?