Maybe I should start taking the long way around

I have 420 iOS shortcuts, according to what the iOS shortcuts counting shortcut told me.

My god, I collect them like friggin Longaberger baskets filled with Beanie Babies used to keep Precious Moments porcelain from cracking. A portrait Thomas Kinkade most certainly forgot to paint.

I am so obsessed with them. But over 400 shortcuts? Maybe I should start taking the long way around.

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Remove Background from Portrait Remove Paywall Remove Photo Metadata (Share) Rename Files Repeat This Song Reset Background Sounds Reset connections Resize Image For Email Reverse List of Links Rhodes Evacuation Location RSS: Subscribe in NNW Safari Reader Article to Mail Save Clipboard Save for Later (Library Version) Save header image Save Images! Save links on page to read later Save PDF as Long Screenshot Save quote from Safari selection Save Script Save Show Notes Save to GL Save to Obsidian Scan Document Scan QR Code On Screen Screen Capture Text to Clipboard Screenshot Renamer v2.5 Search Apple Music Search by website Search for Stock Photo Search GIPHY and Share Search iTunes Store Search Reeder Send Link To Obsidian Set background sounds Set Speaker Playback Share Apple Music Profile Share Guest Wi-Fi Share My Week In Music Share My Year In Music Share My Year In Music 1 Share Song Share Text Fragments Shazam & Save Shazam Link Converter Shazam Locations Shazam Save Shazam shortcut Shazam ToolBox Shortcut Transfer Shortcuts Backup Shortcuts Websites Shorten URL Shortest Route Multiple Locations Show Desktop Show me tech news Show me this music video Show my saved stories ShowCard Shower Time Shut Down Sip The Mead of Knowledge some.pics Song.Link Songs Hunter Sort Lines Speak Body of Article Special characters Split Screen 2 Apps Spotify To MP3 (2022) SSH Tools Stack vertically Start a new chat with ChatGPT using GPT-3.5 Start a new chat with ChatGPT using GPT-4 Super ML Survival Mode SVG to PNG SW-DLT Tarot Reading Text to PNG 2.0 Text to Voice Textify Tile Last 4 Windows Time Machine Timed Playlist Toggle Low Power Top Stories from Apple News Tops Music Track my Uber eats order Trebuchet - Bypass Paywalls Turn Dark Mode Off Turn Dark Mode On Turn Low Power Mode Off Turn Low Power Mode On Turn Off 1Blocker Firewall Turn off the overhead lights Turn On 1Blocker Firewall Turn on the overhead lights Turn Text Into Audio Tweet Link and Title Tweet Selected Quote Unblock Me Uninstall App Unlock Paywall UNPACK ARCHIVES Upcoming Events UpdateKit URL encode/decode vCards 2.0 Video —> Audio Video To GIF View Source Watch 30 Rock Watch Futurama Water Eject weather calendar Web Archive Web Browser Weekly Check In What a blockhead What’s my IP? 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