I wish Prince’s Graffiti Bridge was a better movie. Or even just like, you know, a generically forgettable OK movie. Something you could watch once & never, ever think about again.

But it’s terrible. It’s Ishtar terrible & I’ve never even seen Ishtar. I’d list why it’s so terrible, but the micro.blog character limit is infinite so I’d be writing for forever.

Not on the list: Morris Day’s laugh & the soundtrack (Thieves in the Temple alone is reason enough to keep the soundtrack in anyone’s library).

But that’s the end of the not-on-the-list list.