(inspired by Futurama)
Subscribe to Amazon Prime and get free shipping that you pay for once a year.
Subscribe to Amazon Prime and get Amazon Prime Video with no ads, plus free shipping that you pay for once a year.
Subscribe to Amazon Prime and get Amazon Prime Video with ads for most content but you can pay an extra seemingly nominal no-ads surcharge and get Amazon Prime Video with no ads, plus free shipping that you pay for once a year.
Subscribe to Amazon Prime and pay an extra seemingly nominal no-ads surcharge and get Amazon Prime Video with a home screen wall of almost exclusively thumbnail advertisements for channels and shows and movies and 3rd party streaming services you don’t want - a wall that is so entirely invasive you can’t find the ad-free content you’ve purchased or want to continue watching - and get content labeled with tiny print that reads “Only available with ads” (even though you’re paying for no ads) which you don’t notice until you’re 8-minutes into watching it, plus free shipping that you pay for once a year.
Subscribe to Amazon Prime and pay an extra seemingly nominal no-ads surcharge and get Amazon Prime Video with a home screen wall of almost exclusively thumbnail advertisements for channels and shows and movies and 3rd party streaming services you don’t want - a wall that is so entirely invasive you can’t find the ad-free content you’ve purchased or want to continue watching - and get content labeled with tiny print that reads “Only available with ads” even though you’re paying for no ads) which you don’t notice until you’re 8-minutes into watching it and get a disgusting feature length “documentary” about a disgusting first “lady” married to a disgusting “president”, plus free shipping that you pay for once a year. This simple ode doth haveth no rhyme
Until you cancel Amazon Prime.
