Lindsey Graham’s Death: A Quiz
No one should wish death upon another, sure. But when it happens, is there anything wrong with heaving a sigh of joyful relief? Find out by taking this 1-question quiz.
When a dastardly conservative politician like Lindsey Graham dies, do you:
a) Mourn his passing because you loathe everyone, including yourself, as much as he did? b) Shout “hallelujah” and get happy? c) Picture those things from the movie Ghost rising up from pavement and sewers to drag his stank ass down to hell where it belongs? d) Smirk, look at Mitch McConnell, and delight in knowing the rule of threes is a thing?
Scoring: A: 0 points. You lose and will likely never see redemption of any sort. Now go sit in the corner and think about what you’ve done. B: 100 points, especially if you’re humming the Judy G and Barbara S duet whilst you do it. C: 100 points. Sit at your pottery stool, throw your head back, and laugh. You’ve earned it. D: 100 points. Tick, tick, Mitch. Tick fucking tock.
