Wednesday, September 25, 2024 →
We’re doing a “guess whose bucket list this is” challenge at work. After literally crying because I didn’t feel like I could come up with three things since I feel so lost atm, here’s what I put down:
I miss her so much. My heart breaks over and over.
Part of the reason I left most social media was to stop seeing (and posting) narcissistic selfie photos that doled out dopamine with every “like” received. But I got like 5 compliments on my hair & glasses yesterday and dammit I feel fetching today so here is a narcissistic selfie. 🤳
Out & about-got a haircut and picked up some edible treasures from Fox in the Snow cafe.
Thursday, September 12, 2024 →
I made tapioca pudding tonight for the first time probably since I was a boy and my favorite grandma would make it for me. She’d serve it warm and with whipped cream and oh! Did I ever love that.
Tonight’s is just minute tapioca without whipped cream but it’s still really good.
Thursday, September 12, 2024 →
“That was lovely.” - David Letterman Indeed. Indeed it was. Beautiful.
Tracy Chapman Performs “Stand By Me” | Letterman
Wednesday, September 11, 2024
In A LandscapeMax RichterHis compositions have a way of slowly growing and swelling without you realizing it until you’re completely enveloped by sound. Gorgeous dissonance, deep harmony, quick and slow, all vibrations and reverberations that gently pick you up and set you down and let go of you right when it’s time to let go of you.
Wednesday, September 11, 2024
Looking for services Type: Pet Photography Location: Springfield, Ohio I’m looking for recommendations for professionals who can help me with Pet Photography in Springfield, Ohio and soon, before 15,000 Haitian immigrants eat all of the pets in Springfield, Ohio because Trump and Republicans are now saying all of the pets are being eaten by Haitian immigrants because of course that’s what they’re saying. Professional Pet Photographer will need to work around the fast-paced schedule of Democratic surgeons performing millions of transgender operations on millions of imprisoned illegal immigrants because that is also happening everyday, everywhere but mostly and especially where YOU live because they are coming for YOU and look out they are right behind you!
WHERE ARE THE MILLIONS OF PEOPLE COMING INTO THE COUNTRY AT?! Are they here in the room with us now, Donald? Can you hear them talking to you? What are they saying? Are they all talking at once? In Russian? Can you see them as well?
I hope the long disgusting tufts of wax coated hair coming out of his ungodly ears catch on fire and burn like a million candles at a midnight mass on Christmas Eve.
I hope a million immigrants who are not eating pets in Springfield, Ohio each get the opportunity to slowly tighten his stupid red tie a centimeter at a time until his face turns blue.
I hope his pointy white shirt collar, which is undoubtedly stained with cheap Cover Girl bronzer on the inside, curls up and blinds him in each eye.
I hope his pandering patriotic lapel pin pokes him. Hard. Over and over.
I hope his wooden dentures fall out.
My god I hope he dies screaming.
Oh, hi. Have I mentioned that I dyed my hair purple? Here are two selfies, one is AI enhanced to remove the blotches from my forehead.
Sunday, September 1, 2024
The Grass Is Blue (Amazon Original)Norah Jones & Puss N BootsI’ve come to the conclusion that Norah Jones is one of the most underrated, versatile musicians and singers who’ve come along in a while. Her collaborations are particularly impressive, including this cover of Dolly Parton’s “The Grass is Blue.” But my favorite is Q-Tip featuring her on “Life is Better.” Her voice is surprisingly suited for hip hop & dance. And jazz.
Saturday, August 31, 2024
Photo: “I’ve Got Them Both Inside My Head” by Matthew What I’ll Remember Most from the 2003 double album Ohio by Over the Rhine The saddest songs are the happiest The hardest truths are the easiest Put us both to the test And tell me if you still need me And I will swallow these words And see if I can still believe
Saturday, August 31, 2024
omg you guys. I just got a text and right at the top, underneath the photo, it says Kamala, plus sign, Tim, plus sign, MATTHEW That’s my name! I am a part of this! The text goes on to say the only thing missing is me! Which is a little odd that it says that because it just confirmed I am not missing but instead an actual crucial component very much included in this, so the only thing missing isn’t me.
Tuesday, August 27, 2024
Know Your ChickenCibo Matto"Know Your Chicken" Well, I mean, you DO have chickens, so... This band is called Cibo Matto which is Italian for food madness. On their first album, every song was about food (literally and metaphorically). Two Japanese women rapping about food over beats? Sign me up! The name of this mix comes from this song - one was magenta, the other was a-blue! I got to see them live and got Miho's autograph.